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brooke says Brooke in the most recent episode to air. As I am watching this I am both ashamed, intrigued and amused. I am ashamed that “we humans” are killing the imageworld and blah, blah, blah… I am intrigued that there is a large group effort to “going green” and that these clever ideas are (in most cases) more inexpensive, healthier for the environment as well as humans, and sometimes even more advanced in technology. BUT WAIT!!!! I am also amused that some people are going way, and I mean WAY out of their way to prove their point. With that said, I do admit that I laughed my ass off at some of the things those people brought for show-and-tell.

  • What was the deal with the toilet bowl water saver?

Did anyone understand that? I didn’t in the slightest bit… Oh, how could I forget?! Watching Hulk break down on a busy road in a “baby Escalade” was also a treat. Watching Brooke push her big ass dad in a dead electric baby Escalade was the cherry on top. 🙂

After watching an episode of CSI from my DVR and reading the news headlines I caught déjà vu. If I recall correctly, the episode was about a family (husband & wife) who had paid a surrogate mother to have their first-born. For some reason or another, they killed her and stole the baby from her stomach… Lo and behold, this stuff has been happening for a really long time!

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Link: http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090730/ap_on_re_us/us_cut_from_womb

OTHER CASES

DATE: December 17th, 2004

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Link: http://transcripts.cnn.com/TRANSCRIPTS/0412/17/acd.01.html

DATE: October 26th, 2007image

Link: http://www.redorbit.com/news/general/1118898/verdict_in_stolenbaby_case_execution/index.html

 

What is WRONG with you people?!

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Here are some of the ironically hilarious deaths on 1,000 Ways to Die that I have seen… my opinion is included along with a star rating on how funny I thought this particular death was. Feels so good to be wrong, right? lol

Thanks, Wikipedia for the listing of episodes & descriptions.

Episode 3 – Unforced Errors – Original Air Date: February 8, 2009

Habeas Corpse

Somehow I feel like he was asking for this to happen… Maybe because it was a repeat offense?

A lawyer’s prank turns deadly when he smashes through a window on the 40th floor of his office building, trying to demonstrate its unbreakability.

A man clearing brush gets his foot caught in a wood chipper trying to clear a jam.

Chippin’ Dale

That had to suck. 😦 Makes me wonder how far a person has to be chopped to finally kick the bucket. BUT it is still a pretty dim move… I mean look at that machine, it has DANGER written all over it. Literally!

Gasketballed

I just don’t understand why it had to be college kids that get in a helium-only environment and forget that it’s impossible to breathe! Shouldn’t they be more brushed up on their chemistry than anyone else?!

A couple climb into a giant helium-filled basketball and suffocate due to lack of oxygen when they cannot get out.

A man shoots a hornet’s nest with a paintball gun in an effort to remove it from a tree. The hornets attack him, triggering anaphylactic shock due to an unknown allergy to hornet venom.

Me So Hornet

This guy should have told his girl to do it her damn self.

Dumbrella

Somebody PLEASE tell Rhianna to make a song about this one… My vote is that he asked for it. This is a FIVE star rating because the guy could manage to stick swords down his throat numerous times and its the damn umbrella that finally did it for him. Sounds like he and Steve Irwin should have been best pals.

A sword swallower on the skids takes a bet to swallow an umbrella, only to accidentally hit the release and cause it to lodge in his esophagus, closing off his trachea.

FIVE STARS!

A nymphomaniac uses a peeled carrot as a sex toy. A sharp edge on the carrot causes a cut in her vagina, and the motion of masturbation forces air into the laceration, causing an air embolism.

Killdo

Someone really needs to mass media inform the public: ”SURGEON GENERAL’S WARNING: If it isn’t sold in a sex toy shop, don’t use it as a sex toy!” One word: CRAZY.

Daisy of Love

 

So the verdict is in! And Daisy has chosen… (drum roll, please!)

LONDON?!image

imageCall me crazy but this chick has got to be nuts. Over 12 Pack & Flex?! I can  understand letting 12 Pack go… I mean really, how many shows can one person be on before people stop believing that they’re honestly not ther e for the money… Especially when one show was titled "I Love Money". Come on, Daisy, get a grip!

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Of course with the way that reality television is "portrayed" you never know who was being sincere and who wasn’t… but I believe that Flex deserved to win this one. Am I the only one?

 

tiny&toyais NEVER an easy task to conquer. I can’t imagine what it must be like to have a spouse imprisoned. The number of days that we have with the people we love the most are already numbered, so I can’t imagine how T.I. is dealing with the guilt of having to leave his children for so long. I do like that in the beginning of Episode 2 Tiny has purchased a nail salon to set up.

I think every women needs a place to do something that they want to do.

Okay, PAUSE. I’m watching Tiny talk to Dr. So-and-So and I want to go ahead and point this out: I absolutely agree that Tiny should be able to do more than what she is doing now. Obviously, if she were happy doing nothing then she wouldn’t be having this conversation with the book writer guy. BUT, I also see how she could be feeling pressured in her relationship because she wants to do whatever it is that will make her “King” happy. And we all know that SHE knows that there are many, many, many other women who would happily take her place doing nothing. I think this could be why she is having this struggle in the first place.

On behalf of Toya, it seems as though she really connects with Cita, Lil Wayne’s Mother, a lot better than she connects to her own mother. I wouldn’t say that I can’t imagine how she feels about her mom, because I’ve been there myself as well. But I can say that she is in a very difficult situation. In my opinion, her mother needs to change her own mind about how she’s living.

Toya, there’s only so much you can do, girl.

tiny&toyaTiny (Tameka “Tiny” Cottle) and Toya (Antonia “Toya” Johnson) have somehow managed to land a television show through BET. I do admit that upon first hearing of the show, I was confused. Being a T.I. fan, I am familiar with Tiny but who was this “Toya”? Turns out, it’s Lil Wayne’s baby momma and ex-wife. Imagine that… After taking a moment to try to understand why a rapper’s ex-wife may have volunteered for a reality television show, I came up with the following three reasons a “baby momma” might want a piece of the spotlight for herself:

  1. Baby Daddy is no longer paying enough child support. (yea, right…)
  2. She wants a new boyfriend. OR
  3. She’s going broke.

Gritting my teeth at the way-too-much-plastic surgery face of Tiny, I finally managed to watch the whole episode. I quickly realized that I may have been wrong about Miss Toya. It seems to me as though she has a very nice, loving attitude and personality… So I am still SO confused as to WHY she wanted to be on this show… Any ideas, folks?

Now… as for TINY… I can’t say that I am a big fan of hers as of now. Granted, I do understand why she is between a rock and a hard place at this point in her life. Her aging father is fighting Alzheimer’s, her mother is pressuring her to do music again, and her baby daddy is about to serve a year and a day. That’s a lot for any one person to try to handle.

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